Prostitutes, parties, and proctology

Cue the cheesy seventies soundtrack and bad dialogue. This week in
Washington has been the stuff of an X-rated flick. Secret Service
agents and a number of military personnel partied with Columbian
prostitutes. Compared to that bit of debauchery, pictures of Secretary
of State Hillary Clinton partying across town in a Cartagena club were
positively G-rated by comparison. Meanwhile, turnabout is fair play
according to several female state lawmakers who have bills that would
regulate “spilled semen” and rectal exams for Viagra seekers.
So turn and cough, here’s this week’s political roundup column
Now mind you, I wrote this bit of soft porn laced news while caring for the kiddo. I kept yelling out potential lines for the column to the hubby.
Please Lord, don’t let my child repeat the word “gonad” anytime soon.
She’s learning the word “sit” and in her babyish lisp it comes out sounding like “sh@t”. She kept proudly yelling “sh@t, sh@t” during one of my phone interviews the other day.
Any parents out there have blue tales to share?

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About domesticpolichick

My life is a crazy jumble of sitcom-level domestic hijinks and fast-paced political reporting in the nation's capital. Breastfeeding while doing a phone interview with a senator...yep, I've done it and no, I won't reveal the name. Toddler calling a member of Congress on the cell..yeah, that really did happen. Pregnant in high heels on Capitol Hill trying to chase down a particularly grumpy senator, yeah...that was nuts. But what can I say? I'm just one domestic polichick trying to figure out the work-life balance.
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