So I have to have a saline sonogram and mock embryo transfer on Thursday. Yes, it’s as uncomfortable as it sounds. And no, it does not involve mock embryos.
Both are really just procedures to make sure the pipes are working and plot out where to best implant any future embryos (if we’re lucky to have them) in our upcoming IVF. Doing so is supposed to help “optimize a successful outcome” (she says in her best tv doc voice).
The docs also say it’s “mildly uncomfortable.”
Umm, naw… That ish hurts.
That’s why my clinic often does it under mild sedation.
The last time I had to go under for this procedure I apparently had the entire recovery room staff join me in several rounds of “Yellow Submarine.”
Another time it was the theme from “Hair.”
Wonder what I’ll sing this time?